A Turtle Is Sitting On The Side Of The Road.

A turtle is sitting on the side of the road when a chicken hops up to him.

“Whatcha doing?” asks the chicken.

“My buddy’s on the other side there, flipped on his back by some hooligans, and I’m waiting for a big enough break in traffic so I can get over there and help him.”

“Why, I’d be happy to do that for you,” replies the chicken.

“Why would you do such a nice thing for me?”

The chicken is deep in thought for a while and finally says,

“I have no idea.”