A Turtle Was Mugged By A Gang Of Snails.

A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails.

A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face.

Then he replied “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”

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