A Wife Asked Her Husband About The Dollars.

Her: “Have you ever seen a twenty-dollar bill all crumpled up?”

Him: “No, I haven’t,” her husband replied.

She smiled, reached into her purse, and pulled out a crumpled twenty-dollar bill. He laughed, appreciating the joke.

Her: “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”

Him: “No, I haven’t,” he said with a grin.

She reached into her purse again and pulled out a crumpled fifty-dollar bill.

Her: “Now, have you ever seen fifty thousand dollars all crumpled up?”

Him: “No way!” he said, getting curious.

She smiled sweetly and replied,

“Then go check our car in the garage after I tried to park it.”