A Wife Sent Her Husband A Text.

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.

Her husband, typically non-romantic replied:

“I am on the toilet, please advise.”