A Woman Arrives In The Kitchen.

A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says

“What are you doing?”

He replies: “I’m chasing the flies…”

She asks “Did you kill them?”

He says “As a matter of fact, yes, 3 males, 2 females”

Intrigued, she asks him:

“How do you make the difference between females and males?”

He answers: “3 were on the beer can, 2 on the phone.”