A Woman Making Love In An Apartment 20 Floors High.
A woman was having s*x in an apartment 20 floors high with another man.
She then heard her husband coming..
She told her lover to stay like a robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot I bought to have s*x with when you are travelling…
Husband: Okay… Let’s have s*x now…
Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday I got my period, so I will go and make a cup of coffee for you…
After she left the husband said:
Damn, I am so horny, I will f*ck this robot…
He tried f*cking. The man started talking in a metallic robotic way…
“System error
Wrong hole
System error
Wrong hole..”
Husband: Damn robot is not working properly. I am throwing it out of the window.
The lover realized that he was on the 20th floor he said:
“SOFTWARE UPDATED”
“PLEASE TRY AGAIN
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