A Woman Walks Past A Pet Shop.

A woman walks past a pet shop.

In front of the store there is a cage with a parrot, that suddenly starts talking to the woman:

“You’re ugly”

The woman quickly walks away.

At the next day the woman again walks past the shop and the parrot again says

“You’re ugly”.

This time the woman goes in the shop and complains to the salesman.

The salesman apologizes and tells the parrot to not say this ever again.

The next day the woman again walks past the pet shop and is happy to see the parrot turned completely silent.

Provokingly she slows down.

Suddenly the parrot starts screeching:

“I’m not saying anything but you know it!”