A Young Reform Man Is Marrying Into A Strict Orthodox Family. –

A young reform man is marrying into a strictly orthodox family.

The day before the wedding, he goes to visit his future father-in-law.

“Out of respect for your beliefs sir, I wanted to ask you a few questions.”

“Sure!”

“Well, after the wedding, is there a time I should wait before we-“

“My boy, were I a young man on my wedding night, I would not wait one moment longer! Physical love in marriage is a beautiful thing, created by G-d.”

“That’s great! But…. should I be on top?”

“If you want.”

“Could she be on top?”

“If that is what you both wish.”

“Doggy style?”

“Sure!”

“Can we do it standing up?”

The old man slammed down his first.

“NO! That I must strictly forbid!”

“Why?”

“Because it could lead to dancing!”