An 82-Year-Old Man, Went To The Doctor For A Physical.
Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor for a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
Surprised, the doctor caught up with him and said,
“Morris, you’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied,
“Just following your advice, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!’”
The doctor chuckled and said,
“No, Morris… I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful!’”
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