An Eagle Swoops Down From The Sky.

An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.

Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s b**t and asks,

How high up are we? the eagle replies.

The mouse replies,

You ain’t sh*ttin’ me, are you?

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