An Elderly Couple Are Talking To Each Other.

An elderly couple next to me are talking to each other at a restaurant.

As they are talking, the man keeps calling his wife the sweetest names like Honey,

Deer, Sweetie ect ect ect.

When his wife excused herself to use the bathroom, I leaned over and said

“I love how you talk to your wife. You call her the nicest things. It appears you two have been married for quite some time. How do you keep the spark going?”

He replies

“I forgot her name 10 years ago and I’m too afraid to ask her what it is”.