An Elderly Lawyer, Representing A Wealthy Art Collector. –

An elderly Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said,

“Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news.”

The art collector replied,

“I’ve had an awful day; Let’s hear the good news first.”

The elderly lawyer said,

“Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $10 to 15 million. And I think she could be right.”

Paul replied enthusiastically,

“Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”

The elderly lawyer replied,

“The pictures are of you & your secretary.”