An Elderly Man Paddy Falls Over On The Building Site.

Paddy falls over on the building site and cuts off both ears:

2 weeks later boss tells the workers.

“Paddy’s back tomorrow anyone mentioned him having no ears is in trouble!”

The next morning in comes Paddy and Murphy says.

“Welcome back, I see your eyesight getting better.”

“What do you mean?” Says paddy.

Murphy says.

“You’re not wearing your glasses!”