An Elderly Rabbi And An Elderly Priest Are Good Friends.

An elderly Rabbi and an elderly Priest are good friends in the retirement home.

One day the priest asks,

“So tell me, be honest now, have you ever had bacon?”

The old rabbi sighs and leans back,

“Ashamedly yes. One day, In my youth, I gave into temptation and had bacon-wrapped shrimp with cheese sauce…Now tell me, Sean, be honest now, have you ever had s*x?”

The old priest sighs lean back and says,

“For my sins, yes. Once, in my youth, I gave into temptation and had a one-night stand, with my housekeeper.”

The Rabbi leans in closer,

“It’s better than bacon, isn’t it.”