An Elderly Woman From Brooklyn.

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided it was time to prepare her will.

She told her rabbi that she had two final requests.

First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.

“Wal-Mart!” the rabbi exclaimed.

“Why Wal-Mart?”

“Then I’ll be sure my daughter will visit me twice a week,” she replied.