An Old Couple Goes To See The Dentist.

An old couple goes to see the dentist.

The wife says

“doctor, I need you to extract a tooth but I don’t want you to use any novocaine.”

The doctor asks “Are you sure? It could be very painful.”

The wife assures him,

“Absolutely, just do it quickly and it will be fine.”

The doctor says “OK, which tooth is it?”

The wife turns to her husband and says

“Honey, show him your tooth.”