An Old Maid Was Still A Virgin. This Will Make You Laugh Crazy.
In a tiny village lived an old maid.
In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin.
She was very proud of it.
She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:
“Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin.”
Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said.
The men went to carve it in, but as the b**tards they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.
They simply wrote “Returned unopened.
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