An Old Man Gets On A Bus.

An old man gets on a bus.

There are no Seats so he stands and leans on his walking stick for support.

The bus brakes suddenly at one stage and he slips.

A young man sitting in a seat next to him says,

” Hey, Mister if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that would not have happened”.

The old man replies

” If your father had taken the same advice I would have a fecking Seat.”