An Old Man Is Driving When He Gets A Frantic Call.

An old man is driving when he gets a frantic call from his wife:

“Bernard, please be careful, I just heard on the news that there is a crazy driver on Route 80 driving the wrong way!”

Bernard replies,

“Honey, I hate to break it to you but it’s even worse than what they’re reporting; I’m on Route 80 and, let me tell you, they’re all driving the wrong way!”