An Old Man Lays Sprawled Across Three Entire Seats.

A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre.

Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.

“Sir, you’re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?”

The old man groans, but stays where he is.

The usher became impatient with the man says

“Sir, if you don’t get up, I will need to get my manager involved”

Again the old man just groans, which infuriates the usher as he marches off to get the manager.

In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt to move him, but with no success.

It was at this point that the manager calls the police.

Moments later, a police officer arrives and approaches the old man,

“All alright buddy, what’s your name?”

“Sam” the old man moans.

“And where ya from Sam?”

With pain in his voice, Sam replied

“the balcony”