An Old Snake Is Feeling His Age.

An old snake is feeling his age.

“Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t see well these days”.

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.

Doc says,

“What’s the problem…didn’t the glasses help you?”

“The glasses are fine, doc. I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose for the past 2 years!”