An elderly man goes to the doctor. He says, “Doctor, I’m having a problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me, since they’re always silent and odorless.
A tough old lawyer diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to disprove the adage, “You can’t take it with you.” So that he could take at least
A Cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink…Unfortunately, the locals always habitually picked on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink,
“The car won’t start,” said a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburetor.” “How do you know?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even