Customer Is Always Right.

Boss: (Shouting) Little Johnny, come to my office right now.

Little Johnny: Yes, sir!

Boss: Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?

Little Johnny: Yes, sir! The customer is always right.

Boss: So what were you arguing about with that customer?

Little Johnny: He said my boss is stupid and an idiot, sir!

Boss: That dumm man. What did you say to him?

Little Johnny: I told him he’s right.