Everyone asked a

Everyone asked a 100-year-old man for his health secrets: The old man said: I’ll tell you a secret. I’ve been married for 75 years.

Promised my wife when we got married that when two people quarrel, the loser has to walk for 5 kilometers.

I’ve been walking 5 kilometers every day for 75 years !

Everyone asked again: But how come your wife’s very healthy as well?

The old man answered: I’lI tell you another secret. She’d been following me to make sure I really finish the 5 kilometers!

Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.

Husband: do I look like a gardener?

Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.

Husband: do I look like a carpenter?…..

Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.

Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!

Wife: no its not me.

Husband: who then!

Wife: our neighbor

Husband: you paid him how much?

Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex….

Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!

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