Guy Runs Over A Rooster While Driving Near The Farm.
A man is driving past a farm when he runs over a rooster.
He feels bad about it, so he collects the rooster and goes to knock on the door of the farmhouse.
When the farmer opens the door, the man says, “I’m afraid I’ve run over your rooster, it was out in the road. I really do apologize, and I’m more than happy to replace him.”
The farmer has a puzzled look for a moment, but then says,
“Well, if you really want to go around back and m@@@@@te with the hens, be my guest, but I’d rather you just pay for a new rooster.”
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