Harvey’s Grandfather Clock Suddenly Stops Working.

Harvey’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day,

so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.

In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent.

He asks Harvey,

“Vat sims to be ze problem?”

Harvey says,

“I’m not sure, but it doesn’t go ‘tick- tock-tick-tock’ anymore. Now it just goes ‘tick…tick…tick.’”

The old man says,

“Mmm-Hm!” and steps behind the counter, where he rummages around a bit.

He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over to the grandfather clock.

He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face.

Then he says in a menacing voice,

“Ve haf vays of making you tock!”