Husband And Wife Went To See A Marriage Councillor.

Husband and wife went to see a marriage councillor,

After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was, the councillor stood up, went round to his wife and embraced her and gave her a hug.

Then turned to husband and said..

“this is what your wife needs three times a week, can you manage that?”

Husband said..”

Well I can drop her off Mondays and Wednesday but I play golf on Fridays!