Husband & Wife Had A Fight.

Husband & Wife had a Fight.

Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ?

Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ?

Wife: Can you fix the door handle ?

Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ?

In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.

Husband: Who did all this ?

Wife: Our neighbour.

But he gave me 2 options…..

Either I should give him a burger or a ki$$.

Husband: I am sure youu must have given him a burger.

Wife: What do you think I am…….McDonalds ?!!