Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom

One day, little Jimmy needed to go to the restroom at school, so he raised his hand.
The strict substitute teacher asked him to say the full alphabet before letting him go.

“But Miss, I am bursting to go,” said Jimmy.

“You may go, but after you say the full alphabet.”

“A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,” he said.

Catching his mistake, the substitute asked, “Jimmy, where is the ‘P?’”

He answered, “Halfway down my legs, Miss.”

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