Joe’s Wife Bought A New Line Of Expensive Cosmetics.

Joe’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked,

“Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully,

Joe replied,

“Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.

“Hey, wait a minute!” Joe interrupted.

“I haven’t added them up yet.”

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