Johnny, A City Boy, Goes To Visit His Grandpa On The Farm. –

Little Johnny, a city boy, goes to visit his grandpa on the farm.

On his first day there, he goes to his grandfather:

“Oy, gramps, your bull is f*cking the cows.”

“Oh my goodness, Johnny! We don’t talk like that here! We use the gentlemanly

‘the bull is scaring the cows’.”

“Yeah, whatever gramps.”

On the second day, Little Johnny comes in:

“Oy, gramps, the bull’s f*ckin’ them cows.”

“Now Johnny, I told you yesterday, we don’t use that dirty city talk here! We use the gentlemanly

‘the bull is scaring the cows’.”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever.”

On the third day, Billy comes in:

“Oy, gramps, the bull’s scaring the cows.”

“Oh, Johnny! I’m so proud of you! You’re finally speaking politely!”

“No gramps, you don’t get it. He’s scaring the cows ’cause he’s f*cking the horse.”