Johnny Complains To His Teacher.

A little boy named Johnny complains to his teacher,

“I’m too smart for 1st grade!”.

The teacher then goes to the principal with johnny. The principle first asks some questions:

3 x 3? 9

6 x 3? 18

6 squared? 36

The principal is impressed by johnny’s intelligence, and allows him to be in the 3rd grade.

The teacher responds “HOLD THE DAMN PHONE!” and asks johnny some questions.

What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2?

Harry then says ‘Legs’

What is in your pants that is not in mine?

‘pockets’

What does a dog do that a man steps into?

‘pants’

What goes in hard and comes out soft?

‘bubble gum’

What does a man do standing up, a woman sitting down, and a dog on 3 legs?

‘shake hands’

What word starts with F, has a U and C in it, and ends with a K that means heat and excitement?

‘firetruck’

The Principal then says “Dann that, he can go to 5th grade, since I got the last 7 questions wrong.