Johnny Jumps On A Bus. –

Little Johnny jumps on a bus and sits behind the driver:

Johnny starts chanting at the top of his voice.

”If my Mum was a cow and my Dad was a bull, then I’d be a calf. If my Mum was a ewe and my Dad was a ram, then I’d be a lamb. If my Mum was a mare and my Dad was a stallion then I’d be a foal.”

The driver was getting p*ssed off and said to Johnny.

”And if your Mum was a whore and your Dad was a wanker then what would you be?”

Johnny replied.

“A bus driver!”

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