One day little Johnny was playing outside.
As he was feeling particularly reckless, Johnny kicked a beehive.
The honeybees cam out of the hive and started swirling around Johnny.
This pissed Johnny off so he stomped on the bees.
His father witnessed this and told him:
“Don’t do that! No honey for a month as a punishment for stomping on the bees.”
Later that week, Johnny squished a butterfly as it landed on his nose.
His father saw this and said:
“No Johnny! No butter for a month will be your punishment .”
While Johnny’s mother was cooking dinner later that day, a few cockroaches were crawling on the counter. Johnny’s mother quickly crushed the cockroaches with a frying pan.
Johnny and his father was watching.
Johnny asked his father:
“Are you going to tell her or should I?”