Johny Attended A Horse Auction. –

Little Johny attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked,

“Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father replied,

“Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.

Johnny, looking worried, said,

“Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”