Little Johnny Came In From School.

A 7 year old son Little Johnny came in from school today and asked his Dad:

“Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?”

“Erm, I don’t know”

dad replied

“Mickey Mouse” he replied laughing

“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs”

“Donald Duck” Dad replied

“No, all ducks you idiot”