Little Johnny Comes Home From School. –

Little Johnny comes home from school one day.

As he’s walking to his room, he passes his mother’s room and notices that she’s lying naked on the bed, rubbing herself while moaning

“I need a man, I need a man”

The next day, when Little Johnny comes home from school, he passes his mother’s room again, and this time she’s lying naked on the bed with a naked man on top of her.

Immediately, Little Johnny runs to his room, takes off all his clothes and starts rubbing himself while moaning

“I need a bike, I need a bike”