Little Johnny Is At A Horse Auction With His Father.

Little Johnny is at a horse auction with his father.

He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, backside

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you doing that?

Father: Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I make a decision.

Little Johnny: Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.

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