Little Johnny Is At A Horse Auction With His Father.

Little Johnny is at a horse auction with his father.

He watches as his father moves from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, backside.

After a few minutes, Johnny asks,

“Dad, why are you doing that?”

Nodding, his father replies,

“Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I make a decision.”

Johnny looks worried.

Finally, he says,

“Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

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