Little Johnny Was Out Hunting. –

Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year.

Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing.

Johnny says,

“Except for my wiener getting cold when I went pee, I’m OK.”

His dad tells him,

“Well if it gets cold again just rub it a little bit to warm it up!”

Dad walks away chuckling a little bit, and a while later figures he better check on Johnny again.

“Son, you doing OK?”.

“Doing good dad.”

“Well, did your wiener get cold again, and if so, did you rub it a little?”

“Sure did dad, and man it feels great when the frost comes out!”