Little Johnny’s Seventh Birthday. –

It’s a little Johnny’s seventh birthday. :

For his birthday, his parents buy him a really superb cowboy outfit.

it’s got everything: the boots, the spurs, the tiny plastic revolvers.

The Little Johnny is thrilled;

He doesn’t take the outfit off all day.

That evening, the little Johnny’s parents take him out to an ice cream parlour for a birthday sundae.

The (rather attractive) lady at the counter smiles at the little Johnny and asks him what he’d like on his ice cream.

“Hello there, little man, would you like some hot fudge on your sundae?”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Okay, and how about sprinkles?”

“Yes ma’am.”

“And a cherry on top?”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Certainly, would you care for some pecan nuts?”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Would you as your nuts crushed?”

Little Johnny whips out plastic revolvers

“DO YOU WANT YOUR T!TS SHOT OFF?”