Paddy Is On “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ” –

Paddy is on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ” and he is doing rather well.

He is at the final question for a million pounds with Chris Tarrant (The UK host), he has only one lifeline left….phone a friend.

The question comes:

“Which bird does not make a nest?:

A) a Sparrow, B) a Swallow, C) a Blackbird or D) a Cuckoo

Paddy doesn’t know so he calls his friend Murphy.

Murphy answers ‘be jesus Paddy, it’s a cuckoo 100%.’ – Paddy wins the million pounds and is very happy.

Afterward, Paddy rings Murphy and asks him ‘How the f*ck did you know that?

Murphy replies ‘

Well, Paddy yer thick git…it lives in a f*cking clock…’