Paddy Was Driving Down The Street.

Paddy an elderly man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.

Looking up to heaven he said,

“Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Whiskey!”

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said,

“Never mind, I found one.”