Teacher Asked The Class.

The teacher asked the class,

“five crows are sitting on a fence and a farmer shoots two, how many are left”

Little Billy pipes up, “ain’t none, the rest took off.”

The teacher says” Well, there are still three crows, but I like the way you’re thinking.”

Little Billy says:

let me ask you a question, three women are eating ice cream cones. One licks hers, one sucks hers, and the other bites hers. Which one is married?

Teacher says: I don’t know little Billy, is it the one eating it?

Little Billy says: No, it’s the one wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you’re thinking.