Teacher Fell Asleep In Class. –

Teacher Fell Asleep In Class And A Little Naughty Johnny Walked Up To Him,

Little Johnny:

“Teacher, Are You Sleeping In Class?”

Teacher: “No I Am Not Sleeping In Class.”

Little Johnny: “What Were You Doing Sir ?”

Teacher: “I Was Talking To God.”

The Next Day The Johnny Boy Fell Asleep In Class And The Same Teacher Walks Up To Him…

Teacher:

“Young Man, You Are Sleeping In My Class.”

Little Johnny: “No Not Me Sir, I Am Not Sleeping.”

Angry Teacher: “What Were You Doing.??”

Little Johnny: “I Was Talking To God.”

Angry Teacher: “What Did He Say??”

Little Johnny:

“God Said He Never Spoke To You Yesterday…”