The 96 Year Old Draws A Bath. –
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One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses.
He yells down the stairs,
“Was I getting in or out of the bath?”
The 94-year old yells back,
“I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.”
He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells,
“Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”
The 92-year-old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee listening to his brothers.
He shakes his head and says,
“I sure hope I never get that forgetful.”
He knocks on wood for good luck.
He then yells,
“I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”
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