The Groom Approached Pastor Johnny. –

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached Pastor Little Johnny with an unusual offer:

“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honour and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.”

He passed Little Johnny a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom’s vows, Little Johnny the Pastor looked the young man in the eye and said:

“Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live? ”

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice,

“Yes,”

then leaned toward Pastor Little Johnny and hissed:

“I thought we had a deal.”

Little Johnny put a $100 bill into the groom’s hand and whispered:

“She made me a better offer.”