The Maid Asked For A Raise

The maid asked for a raise. The woman asked her why.

Maid : “For three reasons. Number 1, I iron clothes better than you.”

Woman : “Who said that?”

Maid : “Your husband said that”

Woman : “Oh”

Maid : “Secondly, I cook better than you”

Woman : ” Who said that?”

Maid : “Your husband”

Woman : “Oh”

Maid : “And the third reason is that I am better at sex than you”

Woman : “Did my husband said that too?”

Maid : “No, the gardener did.”