The Oldest Man In Town Had Just Turned 100 .
The oldest man in town had just turned 100 and they had a big celebration at the town hall.
As he was being interviewed, a journalist asked him
“how did you manage to live to a hundred?”
He said
“ I don’t drink, I don’t smoke and I walk three miles every day.“
The journalist said
“I had an uncle who did the same things and he only lived to be 80.”
The elderly citizen looked the reporter squarely in his eyes and said
“that’s because he didn’t keep it up long enough.“
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