The Teacher Was Terrified To Hear Little Johnny Swear.

The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear.

‘I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?’

‘From my father.’ said Johnny.

‘Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.’

‘Yes, I do,’ said Johnny,

‘it means the car won’t start.’